its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
afraid of the future
fortunately you ran out of plastic filament halfway through the job so the cop is grey and thin and misshapen and easy to escape, but you go back later that day and the half-cop is still there, screaming, and you have to kill it and bury it in the backyard, and now you don’t like getting high any more because you think the ghost of the half-cop will haunt you.
PL EASE LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF HINATA HAJIME RUNNING EXTREMELY FAST
"He’s not responsible for his actions… not in control…" Steve Rogers in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Part 4
i hate small talk
tell me about how im gonna make you squart across the room and how that turns mw on. tell me about having the best oegamiom in the world everyday yeah baby. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.
please dont remove my legs i need them
excuse me but that is a MADE-UP gender. the only REal genders are as follows:
- a strange buzzing noise
- alien, I think
- an insurmountable feeling of dread
you have to pick one. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
i hate small talk
tell me about how lonely you are or tell me about why you keep waking up in the morning or talk to me about your mum’s eyes and your dad’s laugh. I don’t care about the weather and you don’t care about how my job’s going.
I’m so fucking in love with this.
how can i blacklist all posts like this can people just tag them #pseudo profound john green shit so i never have to see them