drew a thing for me & my friends !
Kaworu, Evangelion 3.0 and the end of the world.
[cis voice] so uh..are you …. what i mean is…. on your birth certificate….uh..when you were born……what are you
my favorite face painting requests from today
- "a cat" (what kind of cat?) "a regular cat. with pink spots and blue stripes"
- "a chase" (a chase?) "yeah. my stuffie chase"
- "a girl"
- "a golden dinosaur dragon"
- "a wolf" (twenty minutes later) "can you paint my neck too. and my back" (and again) "can you dye my hair grey"
- "a puma" (four year old explains to me in depth every color variation on a puma’s face)
- "a jaguar, which is like a leopard, but it can kill a caiman in only TWO leaps"
- "a rainbow tiger"
- "a blue circle"
- "a dog" (gets face painted) (begins crying because she looks like a dog)
- "can you do rayquaza"
Rust Cohle - The Locked Room
i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.
It would be really awesome if Greninja’s surf took shape of other pokemon
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
"where do you see yourself in 10 years" "back at it again at krispy kreme"
when i went to japan i got so many discounts from being from ohio cause they thought it was hilarious